Oddly enough, no.
I can only assume the shape of the faeces effectively nullified its own splashback.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:09,
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With the sort of strength your aperture has, I'd be surprised if it even broke before it hit the water
Resulting in a controlled and delicate landing
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 11:11,
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