Please link your death star tat Bob, I could do with a laugh at your expense

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)

Won't be til next year Rory. I am getting my back finished first.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

When your pupils find out they'll mock you mercilessly

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

Primary school Rory, they will never see my tattoos
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

Tell that to Mortal Wombat's penis.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

I'm assuming your bumhole is the exhaust outlet,
and you regularly advertise for men to 'bullseye your wamprat with their T16 inches"
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)