Thanks for having me, I may pop back.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

You have to roll a double before you can check out.
But watch out man, the dice are on fire!
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:14, archived)

Will you leave it alone Michael, I'm sick of you being the bloody class clown all the time.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:15, archived)

Bloody class clown.
That'd be a good idea for a shit tattoo.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)

Please link your death star tat Bob, I could do with a laugh at your expense

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)

Won't be til next year Rory. I am getting my back finished first.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

When your pupils find out they'll mock you mercilessly

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

Primary school Rory, they will never see my tattoos
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

Tell that to Mortal Wombat's penis.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

I'm assuming your bumhole is the exhaust outlet,
and you regularly advertise for men to 'bullseye your wamprat with their T16 inches"
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

You're not a proper tattooed Star Wars fan
until your back looks like this: i.somethingawful.com/fashion/tattooswat/16.jpg
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)

I think that link should be /tattootwat

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

Tattooine...

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)

Twatooine

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

this is more the standard I am thinking. Won't get a scratcher to do this.

www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=best+death+star+tattoo&hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&biw=1280&bih=699&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=A7FhnCzjvb7ycM:&imgrefurl=http://yourtattoosucks.com/movies-tv/dark-side-of-star-wars-full-back/&docid=o7hvNd0aRqZWMM&imgurl=http://yourtattoosucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/awesome-star-wars-tattoo-full-back.jpg&w=432&h=576&ei=-GE-T_SkIo-S8gPc6sGaCA&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=502&sig=108735380393425131915&page=1&tbnh=162&tbnw=122&start=0&ndsp=18&ved=0CIUBEK0DMBA&tx=53&ty=64
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:20, archived)

I would definitely have sex with anyone who looked like that.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

what's everyone's favourite chocobar?
any answer not a double decker is wrong
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

Not double decker

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

You don't get as much bang for your buck with other chocolate bars.
It feels like you could kill a man with a Double Decker©, they are that cumbersome and filling.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:21, archived)

I enjoy two textures for the price of one

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

You can eat it upside down for a whole new experience.
Eat the chocolate bar upside down I mean. Sorry for any confusion here.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

and when I say eat the chocolate bar upside down I mean the chocolate bar is upside down.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

I'm imagining the future of the double decker,
there is a third texture and it can only be eaten in zero-g
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

Yorkie biscuit and raisin
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

oh god these are so good

( sleepybinky, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

however there is a crunchie in my car and i want it now.

( sleepybinky, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)

recently, you posted about wanting to wear something on your head that looked like a jellyfish so you could have the tentacles hanging down your body
the very next day, tim vine tweets about wanting to wear a squid on his head, referencing tentacles.

whoever said it was right. glueed eel is tim vine
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

Saw him live once, tedious and shit.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:24, archived)

or I print out all my posts onto reference cards and post them to comedians with locks of my hair

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)

so you're bald now?
glued eel is harry hill!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 14:27, archived)