Although current thinking says we are all Baldmonkey,
There is, in fact, NO BALDMONKEY!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:49, archived)

Baldmonkey is actually like a scarecrow
but a scarecrow made of custard-filled condoms
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)

I would like to see this version of the wizard of oz.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:53, archived)

The Cowardly RoryLion

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)

There is more behind the mental. Behind the Baldmonkey there is a waki idea
and waki ideas, Mr Pig, are bulletproof.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)