Don't give me that.
You've proabably just had a piss and want me to wet myself.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:29, archived)

I've just had a poo.
Didn't need a wee.
Though I did a little wee anyway.
( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)