A) I thought you'd have an opinion on lesbians
B) If my birthday present was so shit, then maybe you should have bought me something better.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)

SPOILER: lesbians in real life don't look like on the films.
i have a lezzer friend from whom i could make mucho dollar off of the daily mail if i told them who she was shagging.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)

Tell us instead.

( MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)

Ooh, tell us Janet
Then I'll forgive you for not buying me a birthday present
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)

happy birthday, youngun.
clue: it wasn't dallas.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)

Your friend is shagging Elaine Page???

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)

NO.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)