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NEW THREAD.
right. i'm off back to work. squabble amongst yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:18, archived)
Excellent work.
Actually, there was getting a bit too much to scroll through there.
And I've dumped a load of Aero crumbs in my coffee. It looks like a dodgy toilet now.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:21, archived)
There was a gigantic fat whore
Who's posts were a bit of bore
She was fugly and chunky
She looked like baldmonkey
And her snatch was all covered in sores.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
More of this sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
Down with this sort of thing.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
A Downs did this thing

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
A Moron did this thing.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
i'd love to participate but i'm off to a meeting
THE MODS ARE ASLEEP, etc
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:26, archived)
Post scat porn
Www.veronica-Moser.com
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
but does it count as vegetarian?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:26, archived)
well, i'm pretty sure there's sweetcorn in there somewhere.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
GAY

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
There once was a beared great shit
Who's modding was a load of old dick.
His face was all cornish
His cock was all hornish
And he'd poke it wherever it fit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
This is shit. You've clearly written the first line and then any old crap that rhymes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
Except it doesn't.
You stupid ball bagfat
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
Half rhymes.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
Busta rhymes

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
A man I know called mono
Thinks all half rhymes sound hollow.
I'll say it again:
He doesn't like them.
They fill him right up with sorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
:'(

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)
Prince Busta

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
*skanks*
prince william
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
Just William?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:02, archived)
There once was a giant from Fratton
More curmudgeonly than General Patton
He had a big beard
That made him look weird
Something about putting a hat on
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
There once was a ballbag of fat
Who, wearing nought but a hat,
Splashed out a bit
In the orchestra pit
Then ran off on his legs de la cat.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
He had a terrible habit
Where something he liked, we would nab it
How this story ends
Is he'd steal from his friends
Even his wife's Rampant Rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
I don't like it when, in a poem,
Sentences are mixed up so they go in.
Instead of "I sat on the cat"
It's "On the cat, I sat".
It stops the whole poem from flowing.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
Your critique of my syntax is sound
All my words ARE the wrong way around
So grab all your letters
See if YOU can do better
You probably won't, I'll be bound
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
I can write a limerick better
That a vagina getting wetter and wetter
I'll not write the first line
I think of that rhymes
I promise, and what's more I like feta.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)

* I do not like feta
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
POST JEREMIES
www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/promos/homeTownHeroes/userPhotos/l_jeremy.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)

www.viva.org.uk/celebs/jeremy_interview.html
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
ugh I opened a website about vegetarians
ugh ugh ugh I feel soiled
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
haHA.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
chemical fertiliser free soiled I hope

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
Have a lolwaki Jeremy
www.comedycv.co.uk/jeremymiles/index.html

Christ, his CV reminds me of Fr*z
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
Anyone who thinks one of them t-shirts that looks like a dinner jacket is suitable to wear is never going to achieve anything in life

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:33, archived)
"Jeremy tweaks the nipple of conventionality and gives familiarity a wedgy."
Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:35, archived)
A) I thought you'd have an opinion on lesbians
B) If my birthday present was so shit, then maybe you should have bought me something better.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:28, archived)
SPOILER: lesbians in real life don't look like on the films.
i have a lezzer friend from whom i could make mucho dollar off of the daily mail if i told them who she was shagging.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)
Tell us instead.

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
Ooh, tell us Janet
Then I'll forgive you for not buying me a birthday present
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:47, archived)
happy birthday, youngun.
clue: it wasn't dallas.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
Your friend is shagging Elaine Page???

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
NO.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)
What if I don't want to talk to this shower eh?
You ain't my real mum
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
Hey! There he is!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:29, archived)
I was here earlier
Keep up
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
Oh

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
I'd like to say it doesn't hurt to be ignored like this
But it does, it hurts bad
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
you're quite hostile

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
Not to you mongy
You're my heart
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
aww tonight theo i'm gonna make a sample song just for you x

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
A fisherman I know called Dave
Likes to shit shower and shave
Before buying a book
About cooking a rook
And riding the crest of a wave.

Wrote it for you, man. S'all about you. Respect.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
very nice, i will make a sample for you later , m x

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:12, archived)
A lovely fat imp called Theo

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)
Spends his weekends dressed up as Neo?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)
I AM NOT SUPER MATT

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
He cried, wobbling his fat.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
Then vomitted on a Renault Clio?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)
Strode about singing "O sole mio"?

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
Hey Janet
How's tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:30, archived)
i'd guess most of her tricks are fat smelly 60 year old invalids who cant afford a decent looking brass, and wayne rooney

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:32, archived)
you shut your whore mouth.
i service only the lovely old gentlemen from the local conservative club. they reward me with wine gums and copies of punch magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
How are you celebrating International Women's Day, janet?
Same question to all other female types.

If the answer is "sending e-cards to your friends about how beautiful they are" then frankly you deserve to be subjugated.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
I am taking this post as a warning
To avoid Facebook like the plague
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
BROWN, JAMAICA, I LIKE IT ON THE FLOOR
teehee now I have fixed breast cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
Quite
I'm sad to say most of my family are like this. God, how I loathe them.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)
The argument is that it raises awareness
I'm all BITCH I KNOW ABOUT BROKEN TITTIES
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
Except of course I wouldn't say that
That's rude, why would I pretend to be so rude, I should top meself
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
By getting my cunt out to show all the lads.
Lesbians can fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:34, archived)
by having tits and a fanny.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
well la-dee-dah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
Haha! Fannies and that!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:50, archived)
Noit Areggub once dated a lady
Who was flat chested and crazy
They fucked in a tent
And when he was spent
She beat the shit out of him and danced around the moors naked and salivating with her cunt housing a daisy.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)
i came here to make friends and now everybody hates me :'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:33, archived)
oh Q, tell me which one of these cunts is upsetting you?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:36, archived)
its on that board where you can't go mongy
i tell you, i'm close to tears right now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:38, archived)
i shant stand for this, i will create a puppet account, give me a week and i will ride to your rescue

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
OH THANK GOD FOR MONGYCHPS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)
I like you Q
Is Rachelswipe ineffectively bullying you again?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:37, archived)
nope, its all of them two hats
your likeingness of me means the world to me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
I rode to your rescue and everything :(

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:46, archived)
rory, your the best poster on off topic, i don't know why they hate you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
It's their clique man, unless you b4sh and compliment them on much weight they've lost since the last b4sh and eat nommy nommy baconz you aint in with a chance

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
*snugglewuggles*
*glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
Fuck me.
OT really is just /talk but a few years behind, isn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
They'll have to start an OOT in a couple of years for all the people too weak to stomach OT.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
oh what, i'm just gonna have to try harder

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
I was gonna go over and see what the fuss is about
But the top post is some pillock going on about their mate 'Yeti' and 'Herculean quantities of drugs'

Closed the tab, I'll give that part of the site a miss ta, sound like horrid people
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)
cheers theoban, common sense counsellor of /talk

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:11, archived)
Didn't realise there were bits of the internet where you could still pretend that taking drugs somehow makes you cool
Instead of some sad old man, fading into nothing, all lank hair and the misty gleam of forgotten youth in your eye
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
omg thats beautiful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
Aw man I'm gonna get death threats and angry gazzes now
I see you're getting told to kill yourself, didn't really think that was on really, regardless of yer opinion of someone else shouldn't be telling 'em stuff like that, bit harsh, not on, they need a mod
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:19, archived)
the mods have offered no support to me in the past, i'm a renegade cop
out there on my own, fighting for the truth
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
Shut up, Adam

(I helped save b3ta! MONO!, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:39, archived)
bum pics or GTFO

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:44, archived)
I see you're off to Plymouth for a drinkie so that's not so bad man
Cheer up
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
i love a drinkie in plymouth me, i haven't been there in years
i remember the vegatable soup i had in a local pub was the best i ever had
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:45, archived)
youn are an vegetable.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
yeah well your a cabbage but more so

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
Real Plymouth?
Or Theoban Plymouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
I have never been to theoban plymouth, is it as nice as real plymouth

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)

Real Plymouth?
Or Theoban Plymouth ?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)
I like you a fucksight more than most of these cock-holders.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
xxxx
i heart baldmonkey
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
Shut up Adam

(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 8 Mar 2012, 12:38, archived)
You stupid fat ballbag.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 8 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)