'alright' called out mongy, as he walked into the pub.
'Not really, you are over two and a half hours late', replied Amy.
'tl:dr', yelled mongy, as he pulled out his penis and started repeatedly slapping her around the face.
All in all, it was one of her better dates.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:40, archived)