I'm dying Windy
But don't worry...I'm so important around here there will almost certainly be a whole stack of Hat related icons released.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:26, archived)

You won't die,
but if you do die while i'm at work, gaz me what heaven is like.

bye.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:28, archived)

It'll be full of Stratocasters and amps
And all the chicks will be bisexual Sarah Chalke's, Holly Willoughby's and Sarah Jane Honeywell's.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:31, archived)

and custard doughnuts as far as the eye can see

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:34, archived)

I'm actually quite looking forward to it now

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 9:41, archived)