Too much drinking = pancreatitis= impaired ability to produce insulin = type two diabetes = terminal death = assured place in heaven playing ping-pong with Sir Isaac Newton and Bonnie Langford*
*adjust expectations according to your belief preferences.
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splorp ®, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:18,
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Why are you telling me this?Clearly I know it all already hence getting myself checked regularly due to my unquenchable thrist, you fucking mong
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MONO!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:44,
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I'm telling you as I thought you might be interested in an afterlife that involved the presence of Sir Isaac Newton and Bonnie Langford.
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splorp ®, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:50,
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