I'd like to eat a panda
rubbish animals
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:06, archived)

I'm down with Packham and Attenborough on this one.
If an animal needs conserving it ain't fit for purpose and should be allowed to die out.
Any animal that needs IVF can fuck off and die already.
But yeah, I'd love to eat the last panda.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 3 May 2012, 12:08, archived)