If thine ball offend thee, pluck it out.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:29, archived)

It is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one bollock
than having two bobby danglers to be cast into hell fire
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:33, archived)