Morning
I got to work and wondered why I bothered.
You?
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:44, archived)

HEY MONO I SAW A LITTLE EGRET YESTERDAY AND THIS EXCITING FIND TIPPED MY BLOG OVER 500 HITS.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:50, archived)

IMAGINE THAT.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:51, archived)

i used to get 500 hits a day on my blog.
imagine THAT.

also, it seems i'm going to be a douche all day again. soz.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:04, archived)

No wuz.
What was your blobg about?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:09, archived)

me.
ME ME ME ME ME.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

I call bullshit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:23, archived)

s'all true. i was an internet legend for a bit.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

leg bell
a bit ever
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU. THE UGLY ONE.
GO TO GOOGLE. IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOU'D HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:53, archived)

Really?
Are you encouraging me to bully her?
Nah, she's alright, Janet is. She calls me fat, I call her fat, no one has an epi. It's all good.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:07, archived)

what? what? what?
i was saying you should go and have a look at google, you twat. it's some cool interactive thing to do with a moog-related anniversary
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:10, archived)

Soz. I completely misread the situation.
I thought you were telling me to google Janet's blog and then use it to bully the fuck out of her. I did think it was odd. I mean, I know you are a shit mod, but that did seem a bit much.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:14, archived)

well, a core tenet of goodmodmanship is being unnecessarily horrible to people, after all

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:18, archived)

I like dancing in the park

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:19, archived)

i dun that on telly once

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:32, archived)

Worst Bruce Springsteen song ever

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:45, archived)

in the nudey bums

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:02, archived)

THE MAYOR OF FAREHAM IS HERE
the mayor! of fareham!
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

Holy shit
Quick, put the doilies out
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:14, archived)

i had to make myself scarce because of my shabby appearance

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

It's probably for the best
I mean...you look like a 3D model of the Turin Shroud
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, archived)

pffft.
good one, hatso.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:32, archived)

I had no idea they'd invented their own one.
I thought they were part of Portsmouth.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

why have they not called him the Mayorum of Fareham?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:21, archived)

was it called ' oh noes i haz internets cansor againz'

( mongychops, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

yes*
*no
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

Morning BM
I'm depressed today, cheer me up please thanks/
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

you have me on ignore, don't you?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

Does he?
MONO IS A CUNT.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26, archived)

MONO IS A BORING FAT GOUTY CUNT.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

he doesn't seem like the ignorey type, but hey, he could be one of your 27
MONO CAN'T DANCE AND IS DISRESPECTFUL TOWARD HIS MOTHER
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)

Mine went down by one yesterday.
*prouds*
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:08, archived)

She starts sucking cock before lunchtime?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:46, archived)

27 what now?
is that how many people have me on ignore? haha.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:33, archived)

Alright Mano,
I used your idea for the quiz last night, except i swapped out wolfmother for steve miller band- Joker. It was well received, thanks.
Also, how do you know how many people have us on ignore? where is it displayed? is it like a little ticker next to our names? I'd like a screenshot. also a signed photograph.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:36, archived)

I CAN'T RESPOND TO THIS AS I HAVE YOU ON IGNORE.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:39, archived)

how rude.
how are you smelly?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:40, archived)

because i never wash.
how are YOU smelly?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

you deliberately misunderstood my attempt at conversation.
you witch
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

It's sunny. And there is an egret on my blog.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

I read that a bog
as in toilet.
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

If by 'egret' you mean 'growth'
and by 'blog' you mean 'testicle' :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

If thine ball offend thee, pluck it out.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:29, archived)

It is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one bollock
than having two bobby danglers to be cast into hell fire
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:33, archived)

Good morning.
It's not sunny here in the anus of North London. I didn't see an egret but I did see Boris Johnson on his morning run.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:38, archived)

I sat next to him on the tube the other week.
we're like twins or something, me and you.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:40, archived)

GOD THAT'S SO WEIRD.
I mean. God!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:41, archived)

I know, right?
right. you skin up, I'll put the kettle on and we can talk some more about this.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:43, archived)

Only losers use drugs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:46, archived)

I also saw a common tern.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:47, archived)

You saw a Butlins entertainer?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

Non, je ne egret rien

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:47, archived)

i don't know why you bothered either.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:53, archived)

good MONO!
I'm not dead yet, woop!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:53, archived)

I've had an idea, mmmmmmmps.
Let's throw a street party in Adam's honour.
I'm not sure what it would involve, but once he sees we care he's sure to come back to us.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 7:59, archived)

foot-long subways and extreme frisbee.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:02, archived)

Giant frisbees covered in salad.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:04, archived)

fat-free dressing, mind.
we could have a stall where you get to sharpen pencils in honour of his career.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:05, archived)

A cup of tea lucky dip.
We fill an old bin with boiling water, dump 500 different teabags for different types of tea in it, and blindfolded kids get to dip their cupped hands in it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:09, archived)

do we put the milk in first?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:19, archived)

The correct way to make a cup of tea lucky dip bin is:
1. Give the bin a rinse with a hose. Bins should not be washed with soap. The bin should be allowed to accumulate "seasoning".
2. Add 500 different teabags.
3. Pour in 10 litres of milk.
4. Add one kilogram bag of sugar. Remove wrapper first.
5. Fill to brim with boiling, not hot, water.
6. Force the children to play.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:23, archived)

my cat has spotted a woodlouse on the patio and is going mental.
woodlice are ace, right?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

When I was a kid we used to call them 'Katies'
No fucking idea why
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

this rings a vague bell with me.
right, off to see the nurse about my infected wound, laters!
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26, archived)

Bysie bye!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

i just googled it to see if there was a reason
instead i found this amazing thing
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:05, archived)

Oh lovely
She just can't catch a break, can she?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:12, archived)

i blame quinten and his mean joke about her and her son

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:19, archived)

Oh my, you're right
Well when she finally kills herself we'll know who to blame
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:20, archived)

slaters, because that's what they say just before they curl up into a ball and stop speaking to you

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:06, archived)

we can have hotdogs and burgers and dress up as cowboys

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:10, archived)

I need £90,000 for a firework display.
At the end it should make a picture of his face in the sky so bright it burns it into the retinas of babies.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:14, archived)

I reckon we should also hire popular group The Wanted.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

little mix or gtfo.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

Nah. B*Witched

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:30, archived)

I love hotdogs.
Can I have one?
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26, archived)

I don't see why not.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

Thanks.

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

Terrible nights sleep
Followed by bad dreams. Some sympathy until I've properly woken up would be greatly appreciated.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:24, archived)

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

This actually helps
I'm starting to really hate Eric Clapton you know.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:26, archived)

Oh, here's a thing, stop reading biogs of cunts.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

Well I didn't know he was a cunt did I

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

You didn't know Eric Clapton was a cunt?
Are you winding me up?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:30, archived)

Why would I?
Never met the man
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

He murdered his own son
and singlehandedly inspired the Rock Against Racism movement and you thought he might be alright?!!!

I mean, the RAR movement was one of the shittest things ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:43, archived)

Hey, the man's personal business is his own
I just love Cream, The Yardbirds and The Bluesbreakers.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:45, archived)

But they are all formulaic, boring and shit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:47, archived)

I wouldn't call Cream formulaic
but the other two, sure
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

Frankly, I wouldn't know.
Eric Clapton is enough to put me off bothering listening.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)

I know John Mayall's son.
Apparently he (John) had a fire a few years ago and lost a stash of vintage porn larger than is humanly imaginable.

He was absolutely gutted, I am told. I am also told that he is 'a cunt'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

Ha, excellent

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:51, archived)

Me too.
As per yesterday, if he'd have died in '70 I'd love him for ever.

I got a mint copy of the 'Beano album' off a mate's mum a couple of years ago, which is a good fifty nicker in the bank.


Blind Faith were shit though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

Cool
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Blind Faith either. I get it, I just don't like it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:49, archived)

I have their Hyde Park gig on DVD.
It is poo. Lesser than the sum of its parts, that band.

In other namedrop news, I used to hang about with Steve Winwood's niece Louise: she has MASSIVE breasts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:53, archived)

Nice and nice
Gotta love big boobies
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:54, archived)

These were stupendous and not at all saggy.
Mind you, this was about 15 years ago, they are probably knee-warmers now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

i like breasts

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)

i also like breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:00, archived)

I'll be honest, chaps, I like them too.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:16, archived)

Another vote for breasts right here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:18, archived)

The book you want is Ginger Baker's, the cantankerous old cunt hasn't a good word to say about anyone.
That said, the best music book I have ever read is Dr John's ('Under a Hoodoo Moon'). It's fucking superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:57, archived)

Cheers Monts
I'll keep an eye out for those
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:59, archived)

Also, if the man's personal business is his own, what the fuck are you reading his biography for?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

Someone gave it to me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

And stop picking on me. I'm tired.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

I'm not picking on you.
I'm helping you to burn the fucking thing.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

That would be wasteful
I'm going to finish reading it then give it away. If that person wants to burn it it's up to them.

Fuck, I'm tired.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)

Bring it tonight.
I'll deal with it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:15, archived)

does this story end with it getting covered in poo
like all your other biography stories
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:57, archived)

Haha, well there's still time

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:58, archived)

that book is TERRIBLE.
by the end i was wishing he'd fallen out of that fucking window.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

SPOILERS

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:29, archived)

I KNOW!!
It seems that every shitty situation he gets himself into, some of his friends help him out of it in really amazing ways (sending him to Miami, Barbados, etc) and he seems to have no gratitude whatsoever. Not sure how much more I can stand.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:30, archived)

I slept really really well
I put this down to the couple of beers before bed.
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:25, archived)

INTERVENTION

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:27, archived)

?

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

IN

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:31, archived)

It was a thinly veiled 'joke' implying that you have a drink problem
And it fell flat. Thanks Mono.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:36, archived)

Aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:38, archived)

Hence why it fell flat
Crikey Mono, do at least TRY to keep up
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:40, archived)

he has me on ignore, you know.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:41, archived)

The wanker.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

But it sounded like you were blaming me for your own failure.

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:42, archived)

I've got to blame someone Mono

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:44, archived)

Try blaming yourself.

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:46, archived)

What, and let them win?
NEVER
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:48, archived)

let who win?

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:50, archived)

THEM Mono
THEM
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:51, archived)

I don't get you.

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:55, archived)

I hate it when people say "hence why".
It sounds wrong to my face.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:44, archived)

Just hence would be sufficient

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:46, archived)

That's a shame

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:46, archived)

Hence why therefore we can sit in the garden and have a fire tonight.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:56, archived)

Ergo in summation thus that this would be satisfactory arrangement
bellend
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:58, archived)

what did you dream about?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:28, archived)

Christ.
Other people's dreams are NEVER as interesting as other people think.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:31, archived)

I WAS ONLY BEING POLITE

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:32, archived)

Once I was dreaming and I realised I was dreaming.
I could do whatever I liked, it was awesome.
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:33, archived)

I disagree
Sometimes they can be very interesting. I don't believe that they hold special meanings and all that guff, but I'm interested in how the whole thing works.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:35, archived)

It was awful Ems
I've just typed it all out and it looks ridiculous, so we'll leave it there. Needless to say, it was unpleasant at the time and seems stupid in the cold light of day.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:32, archived)

You big girls blouse.

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

GOOD ANSWER, HATS. This is why you're the best thing to ever happen to this site.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:34, archived)

Two Hats: Withholding details so you can come to your own conclusions

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:36, archived)

I dreamed the other night that I moved back in with my first husband.
ugh.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:39, archived)

I sometimes dream I'm a horse and bon jovi feeds me sugar lumps
he strokes my mane and tells me I'm a good horse.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:42, archived)

you ARE a good horse, mumpsy.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:45, archived)

*whinnies*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:51, archived)

wh Sq
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:52, archived)

with those fine legs you're halfway there
wo-oh, livin' as a mare
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:09, archived)

LOL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:15, archived)

aw, TH

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:08, archived)

*feels slightly better*
Fanx Kyew
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:13, archived)

John Mono and Frank Chrome see justice in only one way
together they are monochrome
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:57, archived)

John Pea and Frank Doe fight against some of the worst sex offenders in history
together they are peadoe
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 8:58, archived)

i got 2 lego star destroyers
yeah
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:05, archived)

and some skittles for my gf

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:06, archived)

Woah!
I'm actually jealous I can't get them in the week
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:07, archived)

i might build one now and pretend i'm a giant

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:08, archived)

UBER GIANT!

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:09, archived)

My mum got me the batmobile and the ninja go kart.
Which is nice, but now I can never speak to her again because she bought the sun.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:18, archived)

you don't have to read it, i throw mine away or give it to tricky

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:19, archived)

I throw mine away or give it to my dad
sometimes I do the crossword, if I have a spare 30 seconds to complete it.
( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:21, archived)

i help joe finish the crossword when he gets stuck

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:22, archived)

ninja... go-kart?

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:21, archived)

yeah that was monday's

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:22, archived)

It was actually a Ninjago Ninja Car

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:24, archived)

double ninja

( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:34, archived)

they're masters of spinjitsu, you know

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:36, archived)

They sure are.
Have you seen the cartoon? It ROCKS.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:40, archived)

i bet it's not as good as xiaolin showdown was
i miss that
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:42, archived)

I bet it's not as good as Dangermouse was
I miss that
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:44, archived)

get it on dvd

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:45, archived)

Nah, it's rubbish
I prefer Willy Fogg
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:46, archived)

dogtanian

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:55, archived)

Of all the shit they've remade
I'm surprised no one's hit on the idea of doing a 3D CGI thing of Dogtanian.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:57, archived)

Cerebral interface.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:02, archived)

Top Cat's out soon

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:03, archived)

Exactly
See also: Garfield.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:04, archived)

yogi bear was an abomination

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:06, archived)

I've not seen that
It does look bad
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

it makes garfield look like Fight Club

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:13, archived)

Haha
I thought Space Chimps was pretty bad, then we saw Space Chimps 2. You'd be hard pushed to find a worse kid's movie, I swear.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:16, archived)

my brother made me sit down to watch ants in space or something with his kids
i saw about 2 minutes before i decided to play in the garden instead
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:20, archived)

Ants in Space?
Fucking hell. At some point they're going to run out of creature/scenario combinations. The storyline seems to be surplus to requirements.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:23, archived)

Two Hats in Littlehampton! (3D)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:28, archived)

Now who wouldn't want to see that?
I see that being next Summer's big blockbuster. With Patrick Stewart as the voice of me.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:31, archived)

make it so

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:33, archived)

didn't even know it existed?
is there a girl one? there's always a girl one
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:45, archived)

I dunno.
Ain't seen it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:46, archived)

the board was super depressing until I read this.

GO QUENTIN
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:03, archived)

(power rangers air kicks and pose)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:06, archived)

I have my shirt undone by two buttons and a little bead of sweat trickling down my brow
Fortunately I have two secretaries to deal with this scenario.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 23 May 2012, 9:47, archived)

oh man baldmonkey will be so jealous,
have you seen them beat up any snakes?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:03, archived)

I'm not really interested in non-UK ornithology.
I'm not sure why. But that's how it is.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:17, archived)

would you snub an albatross?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:24, archived)

I don't limit myself to UK residents.
Migrants and occasional visitors are fine too.
Like a hoopoe would be good.
But only if I seen it in the uk.
Going abroad to see one is cheating.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:29, archived)

Racist.

( MONO!, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:25, archived)

COR!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:08, archived)

You don't hear so much about pigmys these days, is it?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:07, archived)

they're all busy filming hilarious mockumentaries with ricky gervais

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:22, archived)

did they even exist?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:30, archived)

yeah look
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_peoples
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:33, archived)

NEED!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pygmy_music#Discography

Speaking of which, what torrent site would you use, hypothetically, if your service provider was blocking access to the torrent site you normally use?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:47, archived)

you might say..... we're a little short of them!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:28, archived)

i know there was a tribe of them that lived in the long grass of some african plain.
they were called the F'ka-wei. Sometimes you'd see their heads as they jumped up and down in the long grass shouting "We're the F'ka-wei."
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:32, archived)

Good God

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:33, archived)

better than the friendly native americans i met on the nevada plain a few years back
the hi-ya howaya tribe
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:37, archived)

the old ones are the old ones.
i told my daughter about the oomagoolie bird the other day. she gave me A Look.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:38, archived)

Jokes that I found funny as a kid just seem to annoy children these days

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:40, archived)

have you raised unpleasant humourless offspring?
or is your timing off so it loses its effectiveness?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 23 May 2012, 10:42, archived)

nothing is quite so withering as a 12 year old girl.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:45, archived)

have you checked she doesn't have a beard, and a son?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:48, archived)

No, I just think my jokes are shit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 23 May 2012, 10:45, archived)