and his first name because no-one believed what he said

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:26, archived)

It's because when he was born he had 'no mates'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:27, archived)

Newcastle was originally called Mucus-sell.
Because they mostly traded in bogies and that.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:28, archived)

Maidenhead has never even been kissed :(

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:29, archived)

Maidenhead is the band Lemmy and Bruce Dickinson never formed
(probably because it would be a shit band)
( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:30, archived)

Mai-10-head?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:30, archived)

G8teshead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:31, archived)

7 beach

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

Where?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

you retard
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severn_Beach
( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

Never heard of it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:38, archived)

you want to get out more, stop spending all day posting drivel on the internet

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:40, archived)

i've stuck it in there anyway.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:41, archived)

so I see, do I win a prize?

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:43, archived)

my arse up your tits

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:44, archived)

I just spluffed

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:49, archived)

How come grapefruit doesn't taste of grapes?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:33, archived)

it does if you inject it with wine

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:34, archived)

g88head, surely

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:35, archived)

gatey-ates head

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:36, archived)

nah g-eights-head

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:38, archived)

I prefer my version, fuck you

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 11:39, archived)