I got food poisoning from a paella I ate in a Spanish place in Stoke Newington.
True story. Seriously. You couldn't make it up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:22, archived)

Christ, I'm sorry Montz

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)

It's not your fault, don't worry.
Hang on, it's not your fault - is it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:27, archived)

I....don't think so
But then I'm not watching myself 24 hours a day
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:32, archived)

By the sounds of things you fucking should.
I had the trots for days YOU CUNT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:34, archived)