Honestly, what was with that P fella?
did BM piss him off?
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:16, archived)

Hello MONO!
I have no idea what you're on about
( broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:18, archived)

Hey broadsword.
How's your flat that i'm totally not squatting in?
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:19, archived)

It's lovely thank you, do you want to rent it?

( broadsword w⚓, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:21, archived)

I'd love to, as i'm totally not living there already rent free.

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)

I read this as paella
mmmm, paella
( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:19, archived)

Oh man, I love a good paella
Mrs Hats used to live in France, and the spanish girl that lived with her made an incredible paella. I ate SO fucking much...man, I need paella now.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:20, archived)

I got food poisoning from a paella I ate in a Spanish place in Stoke Newington.
True story. Seriously. You couldn't make it up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:22, archived)

Christ, I'm sorry Montz

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:23, archived)

It's not your fault, don't worry.
Hang on, it's not your fault - is it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:27, archived)

I....don't think so
But then I'm not watching myself 24 hours a day
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:32, archived)

By the sounds of things you fucking should.
I had the trots for days YOU CUNT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:34, archived)

Mme Hats, est-ce qu'elle parle français bien?
Je cherche quelqu'un pour m'aider exercer à parler français
( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:27, archived)

Zut alors!
Yeah, she's pretty good I guess.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:29, archived)

alors, est-ce qu'elle est assez belle?

( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:33, archived)

Oh oui

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:43, archived)

ses seins, sont-ils grands?
et son cul, je peux le toucher?
( spesh., Fri 25 May 2012, 12:50, archived)

you fucking pervert

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:05, archived)

I'm after a horror/suspense book for a friend
Someone please recommend a good horror/suspense story. Not gory...just spooky. Fanx.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:19, archived)

The Shining

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:20, archived)

Something new preferably
Thanks though
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:21, archived)

The Shining 4

( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:24, archived)

You insensitive bitchpipe

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:25, archived)

No idea.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:19, archived)

I hope you did.
I think it's funny when you piss people off, they get all pissed off and come here to try and piss us off, which never works because I don't think any /talkers actually give a shit.
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:21, archived)

They really think that it bothers us though
That P fella said we acted like babies when he 'trolled' us
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:22, archived)

Exactly how would you "troll" a load of bitter wizened old shits with no faith left in the world at all?
The most unpleasant thing they could say would still be uplifting.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:25, archived)

That's true
I say, if they don't like it they can PUTUSALLONIGNORE.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:26, archived)

Here here.
It's awesome to see them try though, this place would be even more tediously dull without the odd "troll"
( MONO!, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:27, archived)