Hi Frankie
Someone on /links has implied that I'm AS funny as Michael McIntyre and Stewart Lee. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:54, archived)

You should stay in your /talk box.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:55, archived)

I fucking will from now on
I can't stand this advanced level of bullying. I'm not going on ANY of the other boards EVER AGAIN!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:56, archived)

they should create a fake board with a baldmonkey reply robot
and trap you both there forever
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:58, archived)

Oh you'd miss me

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:00, archived)

Oh you'd miss me.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:01, archived)

i'd come to the fake board too, it would be like limbo
sexy limbo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:01, archived)

Ooh...sexy sexy limbo
nude?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:04, archived)

i've disrobed in preparation

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:05, archived)

Stewart Lee is funny.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:57, archived)

Oh, so it's a compliment?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:59, archived)

Stupid people do not think Stewart Lee is funny.
A person tried to insult you with an insult that explained they are stupid.
Stupid people are intimidated by good people.
Yes, it's a compliment.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:01, archived)

Fist of Fun was funny
Is he still in that?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:03, archived)

i don't even own an fist

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:04, archived)

don't know who they are, soz

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:58, archived)

Oh
I was really counting on you being able to help here Frank.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:01, archived)

my middle name used to be Stewart but I changed it by deed poll, true story

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:04, archived)

to "saysrelax"?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:05, archived)

What did you change it to, and why?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:05, archived)

now it's just S
form an orderly queue to have sex with me
(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:07, archived)

do you pronounce it ssssss or essssss?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:08, archived)

S

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:09, archived)

as in Harry S Truman

(Cabbages. Knickers. It's not got a beak, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:09, archived)

Oh, a fan of President Truman?
Good choice
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:12, archived)

He used to present 'Screen Test' - true story.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:14, archived)

I love these little facts
We should have a daily Monty's Facts thread
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:16, archived)

I can't just force these facts out on demand, you know. I'm not a machine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:22, archived)

Oh I know, I know
Maybe twice weekly then?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:25, archived)

I might do one in a bit actually.
I'm feeling 'facty'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:25, archived)

*trembles in anticipation*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:27, archived)

"goestohollywood"
because he's queer.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:07, archived)

I thought it was "DoYouRememberMe"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:12, archived)

Well, that's my internal soundtrack for the afternoon sorted

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:14, archived)

Haha
My pleasure
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 25 May 2012, 14:15, archived)