I like ice lollies

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:45, archived)

any particular type? i've got magnums in the work fridge
and fabs at home, but the gf says they're not as good as fabs used to be
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:45, archived)

They're exactly the bloody same
Slam her head in the fridge door until she realises how stupid she sounds.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:47, archived)

i think the white bit might be different

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:49, archived)

You're wrong

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:50, archived)

it might be

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:53, archived)

I like to deep throat a callipo on a sunny day

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:47, archived)

and we like to watch

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:49, archived)

Rory, Rory, Tell us a story

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:46, archived)

I gone and burnt me forehead, I look an even bigger dick than usual

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:50, archived)

Oh man
I'm constantly smothered in factor 900. I take no chances when it comes to sunburn.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:51, archived)

I had like factor friggin 50, balls

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:53, archived)