gosh isn't it awfully slow without somebody posting thread after thread after thread?what's your favourite thing to do when it's hot?
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Cool downI hate the heat. I am miserable cunt right through the summer, soz.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:31,
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no me too, i hate the hoti spend all of my time wafting my pants out the window
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I've said it before and I'll say it againYou know it's the summer when you can smell your own balls.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:34,
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was it following you around again?(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:37,
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well no, but when i laid on the couch and put my feet up there was a whiff(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:38, archived)
sweet lordwash more, you grubby oik
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:36,
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i know i'm getting fat now THwhen it's really hot my thighs rub at the top and my arse gets sore
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you should grease them up tubbins(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:54,
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but i'm not even that fat, like 13 stone and well over 6 footlife is being a prick to me, that's for sure
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yer, but is all the weight on the bottom half and you look like peter crouch with elephantiasis?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:01,
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go in the seeeaaaaaaideally in Barcelona. Mind you I did get stung by a jellyfish. But I was a bit drunk so it wasn't so bad.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:32,
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don't think so, nojust a small one. Burned like fuck though.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:34,
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Did someone offer to pee on you?Also, what did you do about the jellyfish sting?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:34,
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they did offer but I politely declinedI took a couple of antihistimines, put a cold beer on it for a bit and went back in the sea.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:35,
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it was only a few inches acrossand on my chubby thigh, could have been worse
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:37,
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on more sensitive skin, I imgineI'd have been annoyed if I'd got stung on the tits or something
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:41,
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imagine if it had gone up your private bit and all the tentacles were just dangling out and filtering microrganismsseriously, just imagine it
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you mean it's not meant to look like that?(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:42,
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I had cuttlefish the other day actuallyit's well tasty. It was all inky and that, with red onions. Om nom nom.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:45,
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it didn't taste anything like mingeunless you'd been stuffing chervil and onions up there.
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:47,
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because I am one of those greedy bisexuals, quentin(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:49,
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that's what she said (
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:57,
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i'm sorry but in this day and age i am sickened and appalled that you have chosen to disobey god(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:58, archived)
have a picnic and get hammered on Pimms No. 1(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:33,
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there are lots of varieties but only a few are still sold(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:34,
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teehheehee, imagine drinking it and someone asking what it was and you going'i'm drinking a big number 2!'
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I've got a big number 2 in my handsand I'm about to bring it to my lips
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:36,
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we had a bottle of Pimm's No. 3 once(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:36,
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sorry i don't think that works in this contextplease make a joke about number 2s or gtfo
(, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
ah cooland is it just carp you're after or are you some sort of fish slut?
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any particular type? i've got magnums in the work fridgeand fabs at home, but the gf says they're not as good as fabs used to be
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They're exactly the bloody sameSlam her head in the fridge door until she realises how stupid she sounds.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:47,
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I like to deep throat a callipo on a sunny day(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:47,
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I gone and burnt me forehead, I look an even bigger dick than usual(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:50,
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Oh manI'm constantly smothered in factor 900. I take no chances when it comes to sunburn.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:51,
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I had like factor friggin 50, balls(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 28 May 2012, 14:53,
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