It'd be a lovely world where he just passes it straight to William
William and the Queen herself are the only slightly sane ones. Phillip is an ancient racist, Edward is a bit drippy but keeps himself to himself, Charles is dopey but recognisable and Andrew is a grinning, smug cunt of a twat.
Harry's a bit of a prat. I'd pay my £1 a year in taxes for a King William.
( fatpoof, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:27, archived)

I suppose there's Anne as well or Margaret whichever the sister is but she's got hair like the back end of a poodle

( fatpoof, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:38, archived)

The way I understand it the vast wealth of the Crown Estate goes entirely to the government and more than pays for the royal family.
They do more paying for us than we do for them.
( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:42, archived)

'but vey cost da tAxp@yer!!11'
like you said, surely they pay for themselves and significantly over and over again in tourism, crown estates and everything else?
and swan pies, they're doing very well
( fatpoof, Sun 3 Jun 2012, 21:46, archived)