Can you do it in an amusing way and stick it on Youtube?
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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imma spell out my name with my blood as it spurts from my wrists onto the faces of my family
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baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:06,
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