LESS /TALK. MORE /ACTION.
I'm going to kill myself. Good bye.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:50, archived)

LO(LNOT RILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:51, archived)

Why do you built me up, buttercup baby just to let me down?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:52, archived)

becoz u r a gayboi

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:53, archived)

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( Zuowan, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:57, archived)

any1 want 2 c a fuzy pic ov a curlew?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:52, archived)

I want you to throw a toaster into the bath, jump in and think about what you've done

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:53, archived)

If he did that way round then he'd just trip the electric before he got in
And he'd just be sat weeping in a bath full of crumby water
( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:59, archived)

I didn't know that
QUICK, THINK OF A WAY WE CAN TRICK HIM INTO KILLING HIMSELF
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:06, archived)

That Tony Scott was super wacki

( magnum, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:08, archived)

He should have blown himself up with Cillit Bang.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:10, archived)

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( Zuowan, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:58, archived)

I'd rather Jack.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:56, archived)

*Fleetwood Macs*

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:00, archived)

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( Zuowan, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:58, archived)

Can you do it in an amusing way and stick it on Youtube?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 20:59, archived)

imma spell out my name with my blood as it spurts from my wrists onto the faces of my family

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:06, archived)

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Fat ballbags on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched seagulls glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like pissing on an orchestra... Time to die.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:07, archived)

wot?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:08, archived)

NORAH BATTY MORE LIKE!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:09, archived)

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( Zuowan, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:59, archived)

YOUNR WELCUM U PRIK
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzA_xesrL8
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:12, archived)

I heard joke once. Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed...
....life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Baldmonkey is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears."But doctor" He says, "I am Baldmonkey." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:49, archived)

ha, sure

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 21:26, archived)

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( Zuowan, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 13:59, archived)