He's always apologising for stuff that wasn't his fault
never mentions the time he fucked those orphans with a chainsaw or that week he spent driving around the country buying every copy of "Deeply Dippy" so it got to number one or the fact that he's not once sent his posh missus round to touch my shrivelled winky.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:10, archived)

Get the fuck in
www.cfake.com/big.php?show=1300106266c5e384e7_cfake.jpg&id_picture=110091&id_name=4165&p_name=Samantha%20Cameron

NSFW, unless you're lucky enough to work in office that makes mild S&M pictures of Sam Cameron.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:18, archived)