I'm just popping out for a smoke.
Keep an eye on things, cheers.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:26, archived)

wanker

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:29, archived)

Loony.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:30, archived)

pr­ick

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:30, archived)

Trotskyist.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:33, archived)

here's a little something about a nigga like me, never should of been let out the penitentiary

( mongychops, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:34, archived)

see this, this is the kind of idiotic post that's ruining /talk

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:35, archived)

This is why we don't have any black people on /talk.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:51, archived)

We had one once
it's in prison now. Probably.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:03, archived)

As your doctor I advise you to stop smoking and become an alcoholic instead
Now lower your trousers
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:39, archived)

have you looked up any pakistani bungholes today?

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:42, archived)

No, I asked a lady to show me her tits but she said no :(
Sad times
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:44, archived)

damn
how about old ladies' bunions, seen any of those?
(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:44, archived)

Nope. Today was all chest pains, headaches and fungal infections

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:45, archived)

sexy fungal infections? or toenail fungal infections?

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:46, archived)

I didn't find them sexy, kid with scalp ringworm and a guy with fungal toenails, depends what you're into I suppose.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:48, archived)

I bet you ran to the bogs and wanked til you were spaffing grit and sawdust

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:51, archived)

Bogs? I don't use the bogs, I have a perfectly good sink in my room.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:53, archived)

Is that what you abort the spacky babies into?

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:13, archived)

www.broadsword.byethost18.com/bogwank/img/bogwank5.gif
( broadsword, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:59, archived)

alright cuntyplops
he does love wanking in bogs and no mistake
(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:01, archived)

I keep meaning to add to the bogwank collection
but then I get distracted by sitting around doing fuck all
( broadsword, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:03, archived)

What things? Fuck off

(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:45, archived)

What if I don't want to, eh?
You didn't think of that did you
( Theoban What of it, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:48, archived)

I'm what's known as a 'Power Top'
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:52, archived)

If you zoom out really far it looks like a duck sucking Grrrmachine off
/ac
( Theoban What of it, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:55, archived)

I know, doesn't seem right does it?
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:57, archived)

Unbelievable, another one getting the boot in
/ac
( Theoban What of it, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:00, archived)

What about a Nazi mankini?
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:01, archived)

I'll head out the back door, under the fence and then you'll never see me again
/ac
( Theoban What of it, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:02, archived)

You would be kicked to death within seconds
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:03, archived)

do you dress as the red or green ranger?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:56, archived)

"Coloured" isn't politically correct
/ac
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:58, archived)

I see Cameron's finally apologised because not enough scousers died at Hillsborough

(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:57, archived)

About time
They should apologise for more things that happen decades ago when the world was a different place and the police used to get away with more things.
If they'd been a bit cleverer they could've caught the Yorkshire Ripper much more quickly. FOR SHAME!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:59, archived)

they could have at least got to three figures
so near and yet so far
(Concerned of Tunbridge Wells "my apron comes down and crushes the handle", Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:02, archived)

He's always apologising for stuff that wasn't his fault
never mentions the time he fucked those orphans with a chainsaw or that week he spent driving around the country buying every copy of "Deeply Dippy" so it got to number one or the fact that he's not once sent his posh missus round to touch my shrivelled winky.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:10, archived)

Get the fuck in
www.cfake.com/big.php?show=1300106266c5e384e7_cfake.jpg&id_picture=110091&id_name=4165&p_name=Samantha%20Cameron

NSFW, unless you're lucky enough to work in office that makes mild S&M pictures of Sam Cameron.
(woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:18, archived)

k

( broadsword, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 16:56, archived)

typical fucking potato wog

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:10, archived)