I heard he bummed a corgi and then she whisked herself off with its frozen cumstools.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:31, archived)

I have it on fact she felched his seed out of their butler's gaping anus before vomiting it over her own muff and rubbing it in with a beefeater hat
The Aristocrats!
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:45, archived)