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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! IT'S ALL KICKING OFF OVER THERE! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
alright
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:06, archived)
alright shambles.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:16, archived)
NEWSFLASH
Woman is pregnant!!
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:23, archived)
Officially more important than the impending war with Israel.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:26, archived)
LOOK AT THE SHINY FUCKING COIN
no not that way, never mind that LOOK HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:30, archived)
Can't believe it
That cow told me she was on the pill
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:41, archived)
Why would you fuck a cow?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:34, archived)
"His royal highness has regally sploodged his princely man-fat up the princess's ham silo and imperially knocked-up her noble growler"
- Buckingham Palace Press Release
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:03, archived)
/ac
"Oh, ahh, errm, well, golly, ahh, well, yes, erm, me and Kate, err, parents, right, yes, well, thing is, ahh, I just did, you know, my duty, and, ah, well, umm *polite cough* it seems to have worked rather well, ahh, all things considered."

HRH William, earlier today.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:15, archived)
I heard Philip held her agape with gold-plated muffin turners
and Will did a spunky post-wank piss into her from across the palace lawn while they all sang a skrewdriver song.

Just what I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:22, archived)
FP THIS NOW

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:22, archived)
Oh
I just heard that William was too nervous and just wanted cuddles but eventually after a hot yerba mate and a long snuggle under his Thomas the Tank quilt the Duchess convinced him to take his pyjama bottoms off and then she gave his little chap a rub-a-dub-dub just like nanny used to in the bath tub only this time his little chap coughed up an embarrassment but it was alright, said the Duchess, she'll just wipe it up and take it to the bathroom and she was in there an awfully long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:28, archived)
I heard he bummed a corgi and then she whisked herself off with its frozen cumstools.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:31, archived)
I have it on fact she felched his seed out of their butler's gaping anus before vomiting it over her own muff and rubbing it in with a beefeater hat
The Aristocrats!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:45, archived)
Alright Doc
I reckon I've spent at least 90% of my time lying on the sofa, dicking about on the internet today. Pretty good going.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:33, archived)
I was gonna write up my learning from the child protection course but I had a glass of mulled wine at lunch and fell asleep instead.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:36, archived)
Aye
I nearly did some ironing but the old can't be arsed and have a kip thing kicked in.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:37, archived)
Wills and Kate are expecting a baby
lets hope it's not being delivered by Parcel Force
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 18:53, archived)
LIDLBITOFPOLITICSLADIESNGENLMEN!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:07, archived)
It may well be a Royal Male

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:09, archived)
OH GAZINGADINGDING!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:20, archived)
i just pissed my pants.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:09, archived)
Can I suck them dry for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:20, archived)
that's how i clean all my pants.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:22, archived)
The enzymes in saliva are the best way to get rid of blood and shit.
True (tasty) story.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:28, archived)
thanks doctor.

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 3 Dec 2012, 19:36, archived)