We just had a power cut
clearly the electricity was being diverted to the ion cannon behind the staff volcano
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:12, archived)

y'know, my office is built on a big hill overlooking cardiff.
perfect position for laughing as you watch senseless destruction.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:17, archived)

And then, disgusted with humanity in general you decide to use the weapon AMIRITE???

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:20, archived)

as it turns out, the real evil is man.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:27, archived)

and your robot body destroys its self and your brain housed within it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:33, archived)

Down with this lesbian propaganda

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:33, archived)

AMIR MARM
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:32, archived)

A whole city, smothered under waves of treacle-like salty goodness :(
Who would have thought the old man to have had so much spunk in him?
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Dec 2012, 14:35, archived)