I've only shit me self once so far today!
We're all winners.
(Brigadier an old boot sitting on a man's face - forever, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:24, archived)

I find that once the drawers are full of shit it doesn't really matter how much extra you add over the course of your day.
The mistake that a lot of amateurs make is to change their drawers and go back to square one. The clean-panted fools.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:31, archived)

what people really need are no pants but bum flaps

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:35, archived)

If it's going to be a long day I sometimes just strap a nose bag to my arse.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:40, archived)