Unless your parents were some kind of spastic albino shitcunts and made you listen to only 80s music, which is entirely possible.

( Frisbee OG wanker, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 9:08, archived)

o i
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 9:24, archived)

I just...I can't even...such stupidity.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 9:33, archived)

do you realise how stupid you are or are you blissfully unaware?
i hope it is the latter because the former would be terribly depressing for you
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 9 Jun 2013, 9:39, archived)

:/
Alan, are you really this retarded?
I mean, really?
Really, really?
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 9 Jun 2013, 10:18, archived)