This has always been my ideal way to go
but I'm too skint for the likes of that.
( shitshitshitshit x_x, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:27, archived)

FFS if you're going to top yourself you might as well get a Wonga payday loan eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Jul 2013, 13:34, archived)