Hey! I'm the only driver round here
Someone steppin on my turf?
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Sun 26 Jan 2014, 23:20, archived)

Did you scare stuj away? :(

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 0:14, archived)

Me? NOOOO
As if that fine figure of man would be scared of a thing like me.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 27 Jan 2014, 0:41, archived)