no they are real potatoes I have had them,
you can google it if you want, there are pictures.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:34, archived)

I don't need to, I have an opinion on this now and my opinions are better than facts

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 29 Jan 2014, 22:35, archived)