Eat a dozen hard boiled eggs and a couple of packets of immodium.
That should sort you out.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:31, archived)

and hey get this right, my brother emailed me and he's done three shits today, what the fuck is this, is there some rotten jew virus going round

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 12:37, archived)