it's like a dog that's been stolen by a tramp
and is slowly being smothered to death out of a misguided attempt to keep it warm.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:43, archived)

oh look what the cat dragged in

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:44, archived)

If a cat dragged in a tramp I would be well impressed and amused.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Feb 2014, 16:50, archived)