You know we don't allow ciggarettes in the house.
Please use the refer your father got for you.
( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:49, archived)

I don't want to smoke
I just wanted to know whether or not you mind
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:50, archived)

Of course not dear. Here's a blunt if you feel the need.
Oh and please remember to put on the CD of Dread Zeppelin if you do decide to light up.
( DerKommissar Look how much fun we're having!, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 12:03, archived)