Terrible blind date answer.
"I love crisps. If you could be any crisp flavour, which would you be and why? That question to number 2"
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 18:47, archived)

I'd be Number Two flavour.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:09, archived)

Or 'roast beef' as they quite inaccurately label them.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 19:10, archived)