( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:46, archived)

took two flushes to shift it all too, I was pretty chuffed with my performance there
had a bit of trouble getting going but when the floodgates opened it went like a crate of carpet slippers falling out of a loft
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)

and there was none of that have-I-finished-oh-wait-there's-a-bit-more nonsense
this was just BAM, bowel evacuated, wipe, double flush, fucking deal with it
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)

u can get flushable wet wipes now
just sayin
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)

christ, just shut the fuck up will you, no one's reading all that shit you type

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:01, archived)

haha we have a right laugh on here don't we

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)

hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)