ok, I've done my plop now

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:45, archived)

        
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:46, archived)

took two flushes to shift it all too, I was pretty chuffed with my performance there
had a bit of trouble getting going but when the floodgates opened it went like a crate of carpet slippers falling out of a loft
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)

and there was none of that have-I-finished-oh-wait-there's-a-bit-more nonsense
this was just BAM, bowel evacuated, wipe, double flush, fucking deal with it
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)

u can get flushable wet wipes now
just sayin
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)

christ, just shut the fuck up will you, no one's reading all that shit you type

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:01, archived)

haha we have a right laugh on here don't we

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:03, archived)

hahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:12, archived)

I did a plop at my desk while on the phone
#multitasking
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:48, archived)

he truly is the king of the poos

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:50, archived)

did I ever tell you about the time my plops blocked the outside drain?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:58, archived)

This could make up the efficiencies lost when people were banned from smoking indoors.
Better keep it quiet, lest we all wind up with no bumholes.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:33, archived)

D'you know I can't remember if I've plopped today or not

( broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:51, archived)

if you have then I don't think you've mentioned it

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:52, archived)

might go for a plop now, just to make sure

( broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:53, archived)

do you think there's any chance of plop posts displacing wank posts from the populol page?

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:54, archived)

plop plop plop ploppy ploppy plop plop

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)

nah, can't see it happening really

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:59, archived)

plopper

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:00, archived)

imma click them all anyway, just in case

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:00, archived)

Oh man, that is a damn fine populol page

( broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:13, archived)

i done one this morning

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:54, archived)

see, I usually plop at 10am but I didn't feel like it so I've done my plop now instead

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 15:55, archived)

mine is usually out before then

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 16:15, archived)