I saw a bloke taking some George at Asda pants from the shelf once
but he noticed me and went a bit red and put them back and fucked off to buy yoghurts instead
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:48, archived)

I've bought pants from a Spanish supermarket before, fuck me that was a mistake, pretty sure Spanish men have no testicles if their pants are anything to go by

( broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:11, archived)