do you think if I get the sheets out of the washer now and hang then near the radiators they'll be dry by bedtime?(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:41, archived)
washing your sheets?in time for Mandatory Human Affection Day?
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:06,
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haha i just got it, wales are underwater(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:43,
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well no, I was exaggerating for comedic effectthat's how jokes are made, you'd understand this if you were any good at telling jokes
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oh right except it hasnt started raining here yet so i dunno how that works(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:15,
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i was referring to the wind that you said you hadi dunno where the idea of wales being underwater came into this
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:42,
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Why bother?Between pissing the bed and crying yourself to sleep you'll only soak them through again.
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Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:44,
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alright Mafffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffers(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:03, archived)
woah, this shit is state of the fucking art, don't you start in on my central heating you shitcunt(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:03, archived)
you should of considered your emotional state before insisting upon that so called heating system on an open forum(
mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:41,
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the only error I made was in expecting some decency from the likes of you you horrible messageboard troll(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:43, archived)
yeah we've all seen the state of your art, though(
Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:25,
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You should turn on all the gas hobs, hang the sheets above them and then go to bed. They will be nice and dry by the morning.(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:53,
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^thisI did it last night with my sheets and they were bone dry in the morning. It also fluffs out the fibers in the fabric making the sheet feel brand new
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H.B.Mupps, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 18:56,
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you could probably put a complaint in to the medical council about this(
mongychops, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:15,
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well yeah but he'd probably come round my house and want to poke a telescope up my bottom(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:34, archived)
I'm not sure whether to wash some pants or just pop down to tescos and buy new pants(
broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:29,
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do tesco sell nice pants, I've never bought clothes from a supermarket(, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:33, archived)
Yeah man, they are far superior to George at Asda pants(
broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:47,
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I saw a bloke taking some George at Asda pants from the shelf oncebut he noticed me and went a bit red and put them back and fucked off to buy yoghurts instead
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I've bought pants from a Spanish supermarket before, fuck me that was a mistake, pretty sure Spanish men have no testicles if their pants are anything to go by(
broadsword, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 20:11,
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when is bedtime? are the radiators even on? (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:47,
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how do you expect us to help you without this basic information?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:48,
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also, wank wank wanky wanky wank wank(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Feb 2014, 19:49,
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