release some farts from your bag until someone buys you lunch

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:12, archived)

fantastic idea!
Failing that if I do it just after lunch they'll bring theirs back up and I can pick through that.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:23, archived)