morning

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:33, archived)

Good Morning The Doveston
Good Morning everybody xx
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:35, archived)

hey there forum chum

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:38, archived)

hope you have a *w*o*n*d*e*r*f*u*l* day

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:41, archived)

Hey Frog!, I for one find your posts absolutely RIBBETTING, ahahaha geddit!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:47, archived)

I do, outstanding work, I for one will be clicking 'i like this' and hoping it gets the position on the popular page this amazing post deserves

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:50, archived)

Yeah, it would be a terrible shame for this place if he CROAKED, hahahahaha

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:10, archived)

Oh I do hope we don't sound like TOADIES with all this adulation, ahahaha!!!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:36, archived)

this better not SPAWN another pun thread...
...they can be a TAD POLE arising for those forum contributors who struggle making puns such as myself
( artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 10:21, archived)

I find this highly unlikely

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:36, archived)

deal with it

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 7:38, archived)

morning doves, did you get my card?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:29, archived)

which one was yours?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:34, archived)

the best one obvs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:38, archived)

aww thanks hun xxx

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:02, archived)

Booooooom!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:42, archived)

*shakes room*

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:52, archived)

lol, fat fuck

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:37, archived)

:(
It's not fat, it's muscle.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:45, archived)

alright

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:11, archived)

looooooooove
Is a many splendoured thiiiiiiing
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:46, archived)

i know

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:12, archived)

MORNINGGGGG
It's Friday and I've left my bloody wallet at home
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:49, archived)

release some farts from your bag until someone buys you lunch

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:12, archived)

fantastic idea!
Failing that if I do it just after lunch they'll bring theirs back up and I can pick through that.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:23, archived)

hello there

( mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 8:58, archived)

mongy
can't be long till your big day now
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:13, archived)

next wednesday doves, v v v excited

( mongychops, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:28, archived)

Happy Valentine's, everyone!
As a bunch of shut-in virgins, I trust this day can otherwise pass without note?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:00, archived)

don't tell me how to live my life

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:14, archived)

Why not?
You're clearly in need of some direction.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:24, archived)

roses are red
violets are blue
it's too fucking early
i need a poo
( broadsword, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 9:59, archived)