I'm prepared to forgive you this time cos of not having a bumhole and all that but you have certainly fallen in my estimation.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:15, archived)

I swear to god I don't know what came over me
I will never do it again, I'm just so bored at work. I feel I've let you down 2 can.
(bumless The man with the hole in the middle, Fri 14 Feb 2014, 17:21, archived)