When they collectively shit on Two Hats lawn

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:20, archived)

If I have any shit on MY lawn it's gonna be proper shit from white english people, none of this halal-flavoured poo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:22, archived)

I don't think you take fertilisation of the grass and soil seriously enough to be allowed a lawn

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:27, archived)

your probaly a queer wot do you think pisslam will do to yous queers if they take over you dirty fuckin queer dimmi faggot

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:36, archived)

^an insight into my Facebook 'other' inbox there^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:37, archived)

I defacebooked
Life is better now.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2014, 13:39, archived)

I quite like getting upset messages from bell ends I've never met.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 May 2014, 14:36, archived)

prick

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 18 May 2014, 14:45, archived)

bit gay

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 18 May 2014, 15:02, archived)