What, you don't know about Frisbee Alan?
The dignityphobe that went from the dizzying heights of head teaboy to sucking off tramps and slurping jizz from an upturned Frisbee in exchange for a swig of meths?
sadtimes.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:40, archived)

fuck no
But now I actually want to meet him
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:10, archived)