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ok, let's find some /talk gold for this twitter account then
send me a link to some classic /talk posts
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:52, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/talk/72757?q=morning
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:52, archived)
already done that one

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:53, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/talk/72757?q=get+bent
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:55, archived)
yeah, good idea

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:58, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/7744367
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:53, archived)
too recent

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:53, archived)
i'm gonna go with this one
www.b3ta.com/talk/5532580
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:56, archived)
My favourite part:
"yes please" - makes me queasy every time for some reason. I just imagine him squeaking it out like peewee herman, then coming in his pants. *retches*
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:01, archived)
that whole thing was nauseating
She sounds like a terrible cunt, and he comes across as a lumbering infant.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:05, archived)
ha I saw you on that twitter
you're not exactly a prolific tweeter, are you
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:09, archived)
I eschew all forms of social media
All it does is show me how much I dislike my friends and family.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:11, archived)
So let me get this right
they were a couple, they flaunted it on here with a bunch of needy virgins and got the shit ripped out of them? Well played I say!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:16, archived)
Well I can't comment on the sexual activity of those present
But yes, that's about the size of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:18, archived)
Thats what she said
holding her fingers 2 and a half inches apart
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:26, archived)
you this post makes you look like a spastic right?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:27, archived)
it was meant in jest my dear mongaloid

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:31, archived)
you post as a sexpest most of the time, who could tell

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:33, archived)
this is a persona adopted due to persistent name calling
it was either that or cry myself to sleep at night with my 5 year old girlfriend.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:35, archived)
It displays my real name!
The illusion is over :(
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:33, archived)
I must confess I was a little disappointed to discover you were just some bloke

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:38, archived)
as opposed to two hats that had somehow achieved sentience?

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:40, archived)
well names can be misleading sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:48, archived)
they sure can, sugartits

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:18, archived)
Imagine how my wife felt

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:47, archived)
*imagines*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:48, archived)
i can never remember your surname

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:39, archived)
it's an anagram of two hats

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:47, archived)
It almost is actually

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:48, archived)

5.9.83.79/talk/7742091
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:51, archived)
shatner

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 16:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7744285
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 12:57, archived)
Wait a minute
Isn't PACT coffee the one that nonce's drink? I might be wrong (probably am) but for some reason when I think 'PACT coffee' I think 'dirty paedo'.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:16, archived)
I think they are trying to groom me over e mail
I almost signed up and ordered - didn't complete the signup process now some guy called Callum e mailed me yesterday and now a guy called Stephen wants me to continue the signup process. Bit needy if you ask me.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:18, archived)
Jesus
Is there no depth to which paedo-sympathisers 'PACT coffee' won't sink?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:21, archived)
except the depth of any child orifice

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:27, archived)
I will have another e mail tomorrow no doubt from "Adam"
asking why i have not completed my signup yet. Glad i didn't now.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:34, archived)
So, THAT'S where Frisbok flounced off to.
It ALL makes sense now Span Eff.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:23, archived)
dunno who that is soz
but if you say so the LOVELY stuj
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:30, archived)
What, you don't know about Frisbee Alan?
The dignityphobe that went from the dizzying heights of head teaboy to sucking off tramps and slurping jizz from an upturned Frisbee in exchange for a swig of meths?
sadtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:40, archived)
fuck no
But now I actually want to meet him
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:10, archived)
I seem to remember PACT coffee being mentioned in the trial of notorious baby rapist Ian 'H' Watkins

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:18, archived)
'PACT coffee' use the password 'ifuckkids'?
Jesus, that's terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:20, archived)
PACT coffee drinkers are exactly the sort of people who blow crack smoke in babies faces

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:03, archived)
I dunno if this is troo,
but I heard that paedophile pop group V!ce drink Pact coffee.
And that paedophile holiday company Bumrats give all their paedophile customers a free cup of Pact coffee.
That's what I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:48, archived)
No smoke without fire, the INQUISITIVE stuj :D

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:51, archived)
mine mikes list, the origional of this got deleted but you get the jist
b3ta.com/talk/6624353
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:19, archived)
scheduled

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:30, archived)
that sexpest tim dingles flounce is great, everyone sticking up for him, wonder how all his fans feel now, oh that's right he fucked them all over for cash, wankers

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:35, archived)
ooh, got a link?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:58, archived)
it'll be on mikes list
b3ta.com/talk/5895616
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:10, archived)
lol you meen bully

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:13, archived)
it's like i couldn't give a shit or saink

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:16, archived)
scheduled for 8am tomorrow morning

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:20, archived)
Classic PR1CKB0T and WANKERTRON
www.b3ta.com/talk/7548951
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:25, archived)
Classic 2can
www.b3ta.com/talk/7687930#post7687948
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:27, archived)
Thanks for reminding me, I hate you all and I'm leaving forever!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:31, archived)
only kidding

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:31, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:34, archived)
oh come on, when your prostates inlarged and you need to pee, who's the dr they tell you to go see?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:37, archived)
Fucking ANYONE else I would imagine

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:48, archived)
not Dre, he has big hands

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:53, archived)
I don't mind that
Big hands suggests a thorough job
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:55, archived)
much better

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:31, archived)
scheduled

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:34, archived)
scheduled

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:32, archived)
Epic

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:44, archived)
I'm still proud of that

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:34, archived)
you're reading /talk gold, where web 2.0 never happened

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:40, archived)
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He was feeling crummy
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:42, archived)
That seems highly unlikely, no offence

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 13:50, archived)
http://www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=16234

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:03, archived)
yeah, ok, fair enough
that's a good resource for this twitter account
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:05, archived)
haha cool, the xkcd thing got on there

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:17, archived)
any recommendations?

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:24, archived)
i can go through my gaz box and find people who got upset with me
@ oh fuck off with your awroit awroit all the fucking time you tedious prick.

(Pumpkin Bou pumpkin or something sorry for cronk, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 21:23, ignore, delete, unarchive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:20, archived)

@ just being honest
if i do ever go to a bash, and you're there, i am going to spark you out.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 01:43, ignore, delete, unarchive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:22, archived)
might put some classics from mortal wombat up

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:25, archived)
oh hexy, we knew, we all knew
in reply to:
Sent To Sir Pigeon Nipples:

@ re: have I missed something with hexachoordal?
he started being a pussy all over the board about how he is not nonce over killikitti, i say he must be

not bad here mate, yo bad self
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops like some kind of animal penis, Sat 31 May 2008, 14:15)
in reply to:
@ have I missed something with hexachoordal?
and how are you going you sexy cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 31 May 2008, 14:13)
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:38, archived)
Awww, man I miss Polish.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:45, archived)
i speak to him on that facebook, he's a top lad

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:49, archived)
CLASSIC mortal wombat

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 15:14, archived)
Wow, most of the Gazes I get are LOVELY.
@ I'll you ignore.
bye.
(IshiatamaMoggy is recuperating, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 12:52, ignore, delete, archive, reply)


@ Recent posts on /talk
This is going out to everyone who has posted accusations of child molestation recently. You are not being singled out. If someone gets left out its because I can't waste my *entire* day tracking you all down.

Let's start with I don't care who said what first.
Second, I'm not banning people.

B3ta is not going to be a forum for wild libellous statements. If you post stuff like this not only can you be sued for libel, we as a site can be sued. And we will all lose because it's not fair comment.



That it has escalated to this level astounds me. It stops here, and it stops now.

Chthonic
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:00, ignore, delete, archive, reply)

@ Hi there
Ordinarily I would never, ever do this at all. Please don't think I'm so petty as to want to drag up and "win" an argument that I had with someone I've never met on the internet about a month ago. I honestly hadn't given it a second thought until I got this email this morning and I thought you might find it interesting. If you still think I'm a prick then that's fine, and I'm sorry to bother you any further. But this email is the reason why I wrote that post in the first place...


"Hi,

You don't know me but I am an aspiring film maker from Essex. Basically I want to speak to you about Deene Naz.

Recently I answered an ad on filmcrewpro asking for crew to help on an upcoming horror film. Naturally I was excited so I applied and, to my delight, received an email straight away.

Deene rang me the next day and spent 20 minutes telling me his backstory. Whilst I thought this was a little weird - surely he would want to know my experience and not tell me his own? - I went with it.

So I drove to Manchester. This is a five hour drive but I wasn't bothered and had quite a fun journey, despite there being a severe weather warning.

When I got there Deene was meeting in Costa coffee at the Trafford Centre - again a little weird for somebody with such credentials. He was meeting five lovely girls who were to be makeup artists. It seemed they had all got the part. Indeed when I arrived there was no interview or anything, I was simply told I had been made 3rd AD. Naturally I was excited.
So Deene seemed really keen to show us stuff about the movie: 'The Blur.' I said it was a terrible name for a horror movie. I sounded like it was about a superhero. He told me the studio had already approved it. When I asked what studio it was with he said Vertigo. That shut me up.

So he showed us some shitty photos and trailers and then came a supposed draft contract that we were told was Equity/Producer's Alliance approved. There was no official heading or logos, just 'SUMMERTIME PICTURES' written in times new roman. It was simply a word document copied as a pdf.

I noticed a mistake so I tested him. I gave him a chance and asked again: "So this is an official, legally binding contract approved by Equity?" He said yes. I then told him that they had spelt the word 'is' wrong, which they had. He got very defensive and the first words out of his mouth were: "Well I didn't write it, I didn't write it." I never said he did.

Anyway I was told I would have to come up to meet him and the whole team within a week. That is supposed to have happened today (I am writing this at half 1 in the morning).

Some of the other claims Deene made are as follows:

-That he is managed by the same guy who manages Take That, Nigel Martin-Smith
-That 'The Scent' has been optioned by HBO
-That Gareth Edwards (Monsters, Godzilla) is a close personal friend

There were several others including working for 20th century fox and meeting Sam Mendes on the set of Skyfall

I have been stung before by a supposed theatre producer called Christopher Walsh who promised a lot and delivered nothing. I thought had learned my lesson.

Nevertheless I was suspicious enough to do some digging and all I could find on Deene Naz was written either by himself or by somebody who simply cannot spell. I am always wary of poor spelling, Christopher Walsh was an atrocious speller too.

So basically I have decided not to go and it is mostly down to your post on the b3ta thing. It wouldn't let me message you so I hope this reaches you.

I want to extend my deepest thanks to you.

I am now going to see if I can find the details of the five makeup artists who were there so I can warn them.

You are a true gent.

Regards,

Tom S---"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 1 May 2012, 19:58, ignore, delete, archive, reply)

@ Hello :)
I believe you are taking the mickey out of this Gonzo chap! Why does everybody hate him so? And why is Windy Pig so unpleasant? Sand in his vagina? Anyway, have a lovely evening, this is all a little complicated for me, so I'll go back to reading QOTW instead of working, and trying to avoid the dreaded officelol ... that's the once a week somebody posts something funny.
(I helped save b3ta! user_names_suck, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:04, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:28, archived)
Wow
So there are still some people out there that don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:37, archived)
Yeah, Moggy UnIgnored me after a bit though.
:D
The Cthonic one was about the Jahled Incident. No idea about the filmschool one, and the one at the bottom seemed thicker than The LOVELY Sammi.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:44, archived)
yer i got the cthanic ones, i told it to fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:41, archived)
I didn't even see sad kitty, I was away from the internet for the entire stepping.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:47, archived)
i don't even read the shit in the gaz box now, why anyone thing a message to me will of made anything better is a mystery

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 2 Jul 2014, 14:51, archived)