Write a prescription for it
and then when I phone up to query it because it doesn't make sense, your receptionist can go "I dunno lol"
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Thu 21 Aug 2014, 20:03, archived)

I'm afraid I can't prescribe that because the CCG won't let me and anyway you've had your ten minutes so fuck off

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 20:12, archived)