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sausages should chuck nuns

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:30, archived)
Imagine if you threaded a string of sausages through the spokes of your bike.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:32, archived)
how else do you carry them home?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:32, archived)
I wrap them over my shoulder and across my body like a pork bandolier.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 13:33, archived)
Sexy as fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:52, archived)
I'm like a British Zapata!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:56, archived)
Wear them as a Hambo style headband?

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 14:59, archived)
then where do you put the bacon?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
stick it up yer arse

(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:27, archived)