Nothing
there's nothing I could do, even if I wanted to. The actual Albert marshmallow is a creepy little man. That's his hang up, not mine.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:28, archived)

It's probably a member that pretends to have loads of money
And masturbates into his brothers socks
( spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)