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Who's upset?
Where the fuck is Dave Drainpipes?
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:47, archived)
I'm getting there.
Give it a couple of hours.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:49, archived)
Alright gloves.
Apparently my airways don't take too kindly to taking the wrong drugs.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:58, archived)
British Airways don't take kindly to any drugs IME
unfortunately
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:03, archived)
It's IMEI you spastic
You will never get your phone back at this rate
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
Have you tried sticking your head in an oven?

(Albert M, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:08, archived)
Couldn't get past your children
When they are finished at it it will give it a go
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:10, archived)
Can't you just TRY leaving the children alone for 5 minutes MW?

(Albert M, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:11, archived)
Michael Jackson is on a boat when it starts sinking
The captain shouts "women and children first!" Michael Jackson replies "is there enough time?"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:00, archived)
you are, clearly

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:51, archived)
^ upset

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:57, archived)
If you ban Spanishfly, I promise
PROMISE to stop being a prick
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:01, archived)
If you ban two hats I PROMISE PROMISE
To print off the Michael give edition of the newsletter and photograph my penis resting on it
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:08, archived)
how much longer are you going to allow this to continue?

(Albert M, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:15, archived)
Allow what?
Because he is a moderator of a text based forum that is frequented by more trolls than actual members that partake in conversations he will finger me in the arse? Get fucked
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:02, archived)
Alright Micto/mongy

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:02, archived)
I'm not going to say who I really am because I'm worried it will upset you more

(Albert M, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:36, archived)
You have two more before you get one free:
s24.postimg.org/b1a6fqs3p/breakdown.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:52, archived)
Get fucked Hillsborough

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:57, archived)
hey there
I'm not right fussed, hun.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:00, archived)
I have a date...
...I wonder how I'll fuck this one up.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:10, archived)
WITH GUSTO!

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:11, archived)
Hey grandma
I wish you the best of luck with your date and I hope it goes great.

It could be worse you could have an imaginary woman like most people (Dr shambolic)
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:13, archived)
Thanks SF
I hope your day improves and that it leads to a successful Friday and fun weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:19, archived)
Whatever you do, don't be yourself

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:13, archived)
I hope you burn
Happy candles you wax muppet
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:16, archived)
I might try being myself
just this once.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:20, archived)
thing is, if it works out you are going to have to keep that up

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:27, archived)
oh man, I fucking hate me, that sounds terrible

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:30, archived)
As if we needed any more proof that you're actually Mortal Wombat

(Albert M, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:07, archived)
Alright Frank

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:09, archived)
Nah, if I was frank I'd probably say something hilarious like 'wanky wanky wanky wank wank'

(Albert M, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:12, archived)
Aren't you the guy who admitted to hacking into girls' hotmail accounts
then pretended that you were joking?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:15, archived)
haha yeah but not really I'm just a 'comedy' account set up to help bully him.

(Albert M, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:16, archived)
so you say

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:17, archived)
Fine, I'm that guy then, what are you gonna do about it?

(Albert M, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:18, archived)
Nothing
there's nothing I could do, even if I wanted to. The actual Albert marshmallow is a creepy little man. That's his hang up, not mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:28, archived)
It's probably a member that pretends to have loads of money
And masturbates into his brothers socks
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:03, archived)